I read your recent front page hot dog scandal article with relish. Here seemed to be an instance of a woman biting (hot dog) man. The writing was fresh and the quotes were mustard-y.
While ex-professors and backyard philosophers fill pages and pages with their marshmallow fluff, your reporter, with a nose for news, went straight for something real - grilled meat.
I hope this reporter will be allowed to follow this wiener story as she seems to be on a roll.