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A pregnancy of prehistoric proportions?

March 10, 2013

Attention, you ladies out there in my vast audience of readers (my wife and my sister), there's an adventure awaiting you. If one of you have nine months without any significant plans and a spare womb to rent, I have an historic gig for you. In fact, this experience will allow you to exceed the notoriety of Kim Kardashian's bum. You're guaranteed to be the host of a reality show with astronomical ratings and easily equal "The View's" intellectual content.



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